Guess which pillock managed to wrap his poor XJS around an unsuspecting parked Fiat Brava. I managed this astounding feat in a tight spot in a car park, and even with someone directing me (I blame his directions of course

)
Anyway, I now have a lovely burney-scratch across the nearside rear quarter and onto the door, where it turns into a very shallow dent that is just visible enough to

me off! This was caused by contact with the brava's bumper corner.
Time for the touch-up pen / airbrush to come out! (or maybe the bodyshop if its very lucky)
Oh well, live and learn!