She is a 1992 4.0, Registration XJI 7779, paintcode SDE. Seeing as I have equal amounts of bravery and foolishness, with a healthy spoonful of naivety because why not, I thought "Hmm I haven't got a lot of money so what car should I get?"
Ladies and Gentleman, I present you LILY THE XJS


Okay so I'm afraid, she isn't without her faults. Perhaps if I had called her "Jimmy" then she'd be free of them?
So where are we with her? Well she has rusted in pretty much every usual place that can rust on an XJS. If you're here to tell me to scrap her, then you've come to the wrong place. We ain't here to bin another graceful cat. Okay, so front inner sills, both sides will need work I suspect. Both side floor pans. Scuttle is *bad*. Front suspension is ... "gone" (more on that in a moment though), blue-smoke on startup (and I can only pray it will clear with prolonged used but ... not had that chance yet), ABS warning light (please don't be anything bad ...) Aside from electrical faults that will obviously be present I can't say for sure what other MOT failures there are on her right now.
As for somewhat less sevre issues general issues, lower rear quarters, n/s, has a big hole, front lower quarters are ... "blagh", I don't have a functioning header tank (best not to ask but suffice to say it has a hole), drooping headlining, exhaust leaks ...
BUT THE ABSOLUTE WORST ISSUE OF THEM ALL ... my radio has this code that renders my car inactive if I just randomly mash in numbers ....
Nah just kidding I'm sure there are other things that have eluded me but to be fair there are functioning things in my car like, the engine, the tranmission, the handbrake ... ... the cold air fan works too. Some lights also work which is pretty neat.
So, folks, that's my car. Me? Well I'm just a rather unusual 16 year old with a massive love for the XJS, maths / physics and cooking. You won't find me at any parties, aside from those I start whenever something goes right in my car project.
EDIT:
video of the Jaaaaag https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWIi9VwZ_t8





