The recent terrible floods in Bayern, Germany took the local JLR Dealer by surprise and the dealership got flooded before the cars could be moved:

Amongst the casualties were 2 F-Types and they made a sorry sight after the floodwaters had receeded:

Maybe a very cheeky offer to the dealer and then a LOT of re-commissioning work, and you could have one of the first F-Types on the road....
Paul
